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The average man or woman has to crouch down like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to pleasure a man.Not me, I can just walk right up without having to strain my neck, back or shoulders, an ergonomic perk.I try not to take it personal, because I know some bitches can't help themselves.I'm a heterosexual female little person whose only sexual experience has been with normal-size men.Your dick is not going to tickle my lungs, tap my heart or kill me. lf a man is perplexed by the concept of parking his "normal-sized" vehicle into a little lady's carport, then he is weeded-out from any sexual contact with me.I prefer my lovers have a little imagination and life experience.In addition, I can easily sniff out when a man is thinking his member will look colossal next to me.Your penis is not an item for sale on e Bay and I'm not the penny next to it showing scale.
I have my fair share of Tinder-date horror stories (one stopped talking to me all together at a bar to hit on another girl.
My desire is like the flesh-eating monster plant, Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors. I regret never experimenting with women because it makes me feel like a fuddy-duddy.
In my 20s, you'd often find me frolicking with a group of bohemian starlets in the Hollywood Hills, so there was plenty of opportunity for experimentation, but my inner Victorian would always rear its ugly head.
Here are some tips direct from my early 70s-elegance Hollywood Regency powder blue boudoir of seduction:1) Common misconceptions.
Yes, an average-size man's penis will fit into a female little person's vagina.